Avril Lavigne in Pink Bikini

You wouldn't necessarily know it from all her baggy, lame, "punk" outfits, but Avril Lavigne actually has one of the hottest bodies in the biz, and that's why I'm particularly excited about these new Avril Lavigne bikini pictures. Yes, that's right, Avril Lavigne is finally in a bikini.

Now, as much as Avril annoys the hell out of me, it's moments like these that make stop caring completely. Maybe I'm going overboard, but damn, do I loves me some Avril Lavigne boobage. This nearly unprecedented moment could have been quite a bit better, though, if there weren't so many pictures of Avril wearing her baggy, lame, "punk" outfit at the beach. Who does that!? This girl should not have body image problems. Hopefully next time we'll actually get a glimpse of some Avril Lavigne ass too.

Ellen Pompeo Powerful Nipples

Wow, Ellen Pompeo's nipples are really powerful. She's wearing two (2) shirts, but her nipples are showing through both layers. That's talent. Now, if only her acting was as talented as her nipples.

Oprah the Golden Idol!

Honestly, Oprah Winfrey truly deserves better than being lumped in with the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Sculptor - Daniel Edwards who is the "artist" responsible for the abominable sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth and Paris Hilton has focused his crazy creative energies on the Queen of Talk Shows. "Oprah Sarcophagus" as he named it is a homage to Oprah as the closest thing to a goddess according to Edwards.

On the other hand I only see it as a pathetic attempt to get some attention. The statue looks weird and creepy and I personally do not think Oprah will shake Edward's hand for this one.

Jessica Alba is Paranoid on Breastfeeding

Okay, this may not be the sexiest context in which to talk about Jessica Alba's breasts, but any chance we get is good enough. Anyway, Extra is reporting that Jessica Alba is paranoid about breastfeeding, even more than giving birth. She also said she's trying not to gain too much weight, too fast, though that might be kind of hard to do, what with being pregnant and all.

"Definitely a lot more emotions!" she confessed. "Anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying, and that's not something I'm used to."

She also admitted that she's already dreaming about baby.

"It had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I'm paranoid about, more than giving birth," she revealed, adding that she's trying not to gain too much weight during the pregnancy.

"I try and eat healthy as possible, good for baby, exercise, as long as i don't' gain too much to fast, that's the key," she said.

You know, most women are supposed to be all glowy, and super-happy that they're having a baby, but I don't think I've seen Jessica Alba smile once since the news was annonced. And now she's talking about not getting too fat!?

I think Jessica really did think that babies come from the stork, or wal-mart, or something, but it totally seems like the second she realised she'd have to gain weight, and then stretch out her best bits, she wasn't too down with that.

Regardless. Back to the subject of breastfeeding, that's going to be one incredibly lucky kid. As in luckiest kid in the world.

Oh, and speaking of Jessica Alba's boobs, as we were, here she is in a somewhat see-thourgh dress. Also, if she's worried about her ass getting bigger, she's starting to lose that fight.

Lots more pictures after the jump.

Hayden Panettiere is Still Cute. Not Pregnant and Not on Drugs

It's been a while since we've had any Hayden Panettiere on the site, and what with the writer's strike, it'll be a while until we get any new episodes of Heroes, so it's nice to see that Hayden Panettiere is still cute, and nothing traumatic has happened to her in the past few weeks, like say getting pregnant, or going to rehab, or hooking up with the paparazzi. But we'll be keeping an eye out. You know, just in case.

Alessandra Ambrosio's Red Bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio's ass may look great in a bikini now, but that may not be the case very soon. Alessandra is already a few months pregnant, though that didn't seem to prevent her from doing one more bikini photoshoot.

The Brazilian beauty, 26, is pregnant with her first child. "She's a few months along," said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.

Let's all just hope that Alessandra has those magical Supermodel genes that, like Heidi Klum, will let her give birth, and then immediately snap back to her incredibly hot shape. All signs point to yes, but you never know. For now, I'm just hoping that Alessandra's spectacular ass doesn't get too much bigger.

Jenna Jameson Pops out on Cake

Rule #1: Just because Jenna Jameson quit acting in porn, doesn't mean she quit acting like a skank. Rule #2: Just because Jenna Jameson popped out of a cake, doesn't mean she's going to eat any of it.

The former porn queen, and walking testement to everything that's wrong with plastic surgery popped out of a cake at the brithday party for her boyfriend, caveman Tito Ortiz. She then proceded to do a dance, and sit on said cake, which I hope was fake, for the sake of anyone at the party who might actually eat the thing.

I feel kind of sorry for the Tito, though. While I doubt he could really get any woman he wanted, he could club some girl over the head and drag her home, and still do much better than the completely used up, and tossed away Jenna Jameson. Maybe he just enjoys the irony of the fact that the bigger he gets, the thinner she gets.

Uma Thurman in Bikini

Just when you thought it was going to be a boring day, here are some Uma Thurman bikini picture to change your mood. It's cold and snow-covered where I am, and there are definitely no women in bikinis walking around, and I'm sure the same goes for many of you, so enjoy this moment of vicarious sunshine and boobage, and hopefully your day has just become less boring.

Christian Brando DEAD!

Christian Brando the eldest offspring of the late Marlon Brando who pled guilty for spousal abuse last 2005 passed away early this morning 1:47am at the Hollywood Presbyterian Medical. He had been admitted to the hospital’s intensive care unit on January 11 for pneumonia.

“This is a sad and difficult time for the family,” said David Seeley, a lawyer for Marlon Brando’s estate.

Miley Cyrus Stolen Photo

Cyrus became an overnight sensation after she was cast in Hannah Montana. Following the success of the show, in October 2006, a soundtrack CD was released in which she sang eight songs from the show. In December 2007, she was ranked number 17 in the list of Forbes Top twenty earners under 25 with an annual earning of US$3.5 million. Cyrus became interested in acting at age nine when the family briefly lived in Toronto, Canada. Her first acting role was as a guest star on her father's television series Doc, in which she played a girl named Kylie. Cyrus was eleven years old when she originally auditioned for Disney for the lead as well as the "best friend" roles.

Well, the photo above (which was stolen from here myspace account by an anonymous person) surely projects another side of the Hannah Montana star. She is surely growing out of the "innocent" image and the "best friend" fantasies. It looks like she is taking a dip into the FU-BU (Fuck Buddy) image and wants to get sexy roles instead. Well, there I go again with my wild and vivid imagination... hehehe

Kim Kardashian Bikini Model

Well, it looks like Kim Kardashian is doing whatever she can to keep her 15 minutes of fame going, as evidenced by these Kim Kardashian bikini model photos for Travis Barker's clothing line. Yes, a lame celeb-wannabe modelling for a lame musician celeb-wannabe. Whatever. Of course, like any cheap celeb fashion line publicity stunt, Kim Kardashian gets topless for one shot, but obviously, it's just a tease.

Frankly, I think they should just focus on Kim Kardashian's ass. After all, it is like a walking billboard.

Hilary Duff Looking good and glowy

It still amazes me how Hilary Duff has managed to transform herself from awkward, horse-toothed, annoying pop starlet to full-on, babealicious, annoying pop starlet. Don't get me wrong, she's still annoying as all hell, but she's looking really good at this press conference in Brazil, and that goes a long way to making me forget about just how annoying she is.

But, hold on a second. Is it just me, or is Hilary Duff looking a little bit lop-sided?

Steve Carell as Juror

Steve Carell has been picked for jury duty. The star of "The Office" will finally have something serious to do as the writers' strike carries on. There is a drawback however since this job only pays $15 or so a day. Well, if a guy has nothing else to do it would not hurt at all.

The case that he will be a jury on is a dispute between two Koreans and to add to that there will be a translator presents since both parties dont speak any english.

Kristy Lee Cook: American Idol already in the Bag?

Kristy was the main feature throughout the American Idol premiere night. I think they promoted her at almost every commercial break.

First thing I have to say is that Kristy is gorgeous. It seemed like the room just lit up when she entered. Another thing the judges picked up on was her sincerity, which in my opinion is hard thing to find in singers these days. It's one thing to have someone sing, and another to have someone sing TO YOU.

While some critics have voiced their concern over her professional background, the following story makes it evident that Cook is far from an established, pampered star:

According to The Seattlest website, Kristy failed her first Idol audition in July in San Diego. From there, she wanted to give it another shot… but couldn’t afford a ticket to Philadelphia.

Therefore, Cook reportedly sold her horse for $3,000. We can’t say for sure if this story is true, but we can prove that Kristy Lee once owned a horse, or was at least pictured on top of one:

Heath Ledger is Dead: Drug Overdose!

Actor Heath Ledger was discovered dead this afternoon in an apartment building in New York City. The actor was just 28 when he died.

A masseuse arrived at Apartment 5A in the SoHo-area building for an appointment with Ledger at 3:31 p.m, the New York Times reports.

The masseuse was let in to the home by a housekeeper, who then knocked on the door of Ledger’s bedroom. No one answered. The housekeeper and the masseuse then opened the bedroom and found the actor unconscious.

The two called the authorities after they tried to wake Heath Ledger up, but could not revive Heath Ledger. Suicide has not been ruled out in his death, but foul play has.

Pills were reportedly found strewn across the floor near where a naked Heath Ledger was found. Police say signs point to suicide or accidental overdose.

Britney Spears Nude Photo for sale but no one's buying

So you know how Britney Spears was "dating" a paparazzi photographer? And you know how everyone was saying A) she's gross, crazy, and has really lowered her standards (yes, lower than Kevin Federline), and 2) he would obviously take pictures of Britney Spears naked, and try and sell them to the highest bidder? Well, done and done.

Yes, it's true, Adnan Ghalib has pictures of Britney Spears nude, and he's trying to raise some cash to pay for the extensive psychiatric help he will now need after being having been with Britney for about a week and a half.

But wait, it gets so much better than that. The best part? Nobody even wants to buy the pictures. One magazine turned them down saying "the photos weren't any good," reports TMZ. There was one buyer, however. An Australian publication has supposedly paid $57,000 for the pictures.

Remember the days when Britney Spears nude pictures would have sold for millions of dollars, and would have brought the Internet to its knees? Yeah, so do I. And then we all saw Britney Spear's Pussy.

And if you needed another reason to not want to see Britney naked, here's Britney letting her boobs hang low in just the most attractive way.

Eva Mendes accidentally slip her nipple

Eva Mendes's breasts seem to have been the topic of conversation on this French talk show she appeared on (now who can blame them?). While I dont speak French, I also don't speak "screen cap" so I can only imagine what they're talking about, but since she is basically opening her shirt, and looking at her breasts, and then we get an Eva Mendes nipple slip, I can't really see what else they would have been talking about.

Maybe they were all like "Uh oh! You're gonna end up Egotastic! with stars all over your nipples, if you don't put those things away Eva." To which she most probably responded: "What? These things, oh, that's no big deal."

I love French TV.

Pete Doherty is going to be a daddy

Drug user Pete Doherty managed to get someone else besides Kate Moss to sleep with him--and he allegedly got her knocked up.

Laura McLaughlin, who is a straight A student on her way to Harvard University claims that she's three months pregnant with Doherty's child.

McLaughlin says, "The baby is Peter's. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex. He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out."

A rep for Doherty says, "Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is."

I wouldn't put it past him, but I'm still confused as to why someone who obviously had her shit together would hook up with a junkie like Pete Dohert

Nicole's New Baby

Nicole Richie has given birth to a baby girl. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz., reports People.

This is the first child for Nicole, 26, and her Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend Joel Madden, 28. The couple has said they'll wed, but they haven't set a date.

Christina Aguilera's New Baby

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman are the proud new parents of a baby boy.

Max Liron Bratman was born Saturday night at 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches, reports People. This is the first child for Christina, 27, and music executive Jordan.

Christina, married to Jordan since 2005, didn't confirm her pregnancy until November despite a visible baby bump. But two months earlier, Paris Hilton announced her pregnancy in a club in Sin City, visibly stunning the couple.

On her official website, Christina writes, "Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world."

Book on Tom Cruise and Scientology

The smell of an expensive lawsuit is definitely in the air, what with the astonishing claims Princess Diana Andrew Morton makes about Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology in his new book, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography.

1. As far as fanatical scientologists are concerned, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard is Suri Cruise's biological dad, courtesy of a frozen sperm donation. Morton compares this to the film "Rosemary's Baby", "in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child".

2. Cruise and Scientology leader David Miscavige are extremely close, to the point where the latter tagged along with Cruise and Katie Holmes on their honeymoon.

3. Tom is currently Scientology's "second-in-command in all but name, involved in every aspect of planning and policy."

4. Miscavige went to great lengths to impress Cruise, even making his followers plant a field full of wild flowers to make the actor's dream of running through one with then-new bride Nicole Kidman come true.

5. Morton suggests that the Cruise-Kidman marriage failed partly because Scientology execs viewed Nicole, who had emphasized her Catholic roots in an interview, as someone who would "compromise Tom's commitment to his faith". Plus, there’s the fact that her dad is a psychologist, a practitioner in the field believed to be not-too popular with Scientologists.

6. Kidman was worried that details of her sex life with Cruise, all neatly packed in Scientology "audit" tapes, would be made public is she ever said anything about Tom and Scientology after their 2000 split.

7. When Cruise was dating Spanish actress Penelope Cruz, her father, Eduardo, so feared she would be sucked into a "cult" that he asked for help via email from an organization that helps people who got involved in cults.

8. Recruiting David and Victoria Beckham into the Scientology fold is Tom's current mission.

All of these, of course, are “a pack of lies”, according to Tom’s longtime lawyer Bert Fields, that the book is not even really about his client, but “an attack on Scientology”.

Morton attacks Cruise and Scientology. Oh, he is so screwed. And we’re not even talking about the lawsuit Cruise is surely gonna slap so hard on him and St. Martin’s press, who’ll be publishing the book in the United States on January 15th.

MIchelle Rodriguez Out of Jail

Actress and drinker extraordinaire, Michelle Rodriguez, has been released from jail after serving only 17 days of her 180 day sentence.

An early release seems to be the norm these days in Hollywood – remember Lindsay Lohan’s 18 hours and Nicole Richie’s 84 minutes? The Judge in this case ruled that under no circumstances should Michelle be released early, but obviously the Los Angeles Country Sheriff’s office doesn’t care much about that order.

When she was first sentenced, Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell forbid an early release for Rodriguez. However, the sheriff could have had no choice but to override that order due to jail overcrowding and let her out for good behavior, legal experts say.

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds Famous Smack

Just pronounced husband and wife, Tracey Edmonds and Eddie Murphy share a smooch during their wedding ceremony on an island in French Polynesia.

“It was a very passionate kiss,” Edmonds said. “People were shouting we should get our own private island!”

Halle Berry A Natural at Being Pregnant

Halle Berry not only does not mind the negative effects of pregnancy to a woman's body but she loves being pregnant!

“My skin is aglow from all the hormones,” the Oscar winner tells InStyle in its February issue. “I want to stay pregnant forever.”

Oscar Dela Hoya GAY!

After seeing this photo taken of Oscar Dela Hoya, you be the judge if he is gay or not.

Jessica Alba

Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is a Golden-Globe nominated American actress whose TV and film credits include Dark Angel, Honey, Sin City, Fantastic Four, Into the Blue, Idle Hands and 2007's Good Luck Chuck. Alba rose to prominence following the television series Dark Angel, then expanding her résumé to film, predominantly within the confines of action and comedy. Alba appears frequently on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim, and was voted AskMen.com's No. 1 on their list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" in FHM in 2007.

Alicia Silverstone

Alicia Silverstone Looking as HOT as ever!



Alicia Silverstone shows some skin! WOW!


Alicia Silverstone innocent look!

Alicia Silverstone (born October 4, 1976) is an American actress and former fashion model. She first came to widespread attention in music videos for Aerosmith and later starred in Hollywood films such as Clueless and Batman & Robin.

Silverstone was born in San Francisco, California, the daughter of Deirdre "Didi" (née Radford), a Scotland-born former flight attendant who worked for Pan Am, and Monty Silverstone, an England-born real-estate investor. Silverstone was raised in a "traditional Jewish household"; her father, a native of East London, is Jewish, and her mother converted to Conservative Judaism before marriage. Silverstone is the youngest of three children and also has a half-sister, London-based rock singer Kezi Silverstone, and a half-brother, David Silverstone, both from her father's previous marriage. Silverstone attended San Mateo High School but did not complete her high school studies. Silverstone visited England during a summer during her childhood. When she was six, she began modeling and was subsequently cast in television commercials, the first being for Domino's Pizza. She acquired some early modeling and advertising work and was eventually cast as the 'dream girl' on The Wonder Years.

Hillary Duff

Hilary Erhard Duff (born September 28, 1987) is an American actress, pop singer, songwriter and an entrepreneur. After gaining fame for playing the title role in the television show Lizzie McGuire, Duff went on to have a film career; her most commercially successful movies include Cheaper by the Dozen (2003), The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003), and A Cinderella Story (2004). She earned $15 million in 2005[1] and $12 million in 2006 and 2007.

Duff has expanded her repertoire into pop music, with three RIAA certified-platinum albums and over thirteen million albums sold worldwide.Her first studio album, Metamorphosis (2003) was certified triple platinum and she followed it up with two more platinum albums, Hilary Duff (2004) and Most Wanted (2005). Duff's latest studio album, Dignity, was released in April 2007 and was certified Gold in August 2007. So far, the album has shipped 921,275 copies worldwide.

She has also launched a clothing line, Stuff by Hilary Duff, and an exclusive perfume with Elizabeth Arden. Duff and her mother were listed as producers for the movie Material Girls, As of December 2007, her upcoming films include the action thriller War, Inc., animated comedy Foodfight! and independent films Greta and Safety Glass.

Duff was born in Houston, Texas on September 28, 1987. She is the second child of Robert Erhard Duff, owner of a chain of convenience stores, and Susan Colleen (nee Cobb), a homemaker. She has an elder sister, Haylie Duff, who is also an actress/singer. After Duff's mother encouraged Hilary to take an acting class alongside her elder sister, Haylie, both girls won parts in various local theater productions. At the age of eight and six, respectively, the Duff sisters participated in the ballet, The Nutcracker Suite with Columbus Ballet Met in San Antonio. The siblings became more enthusiastic about the idea of acting professionally, and eventually relocated to California with their mother. Bob Erhard Duff stayed at the family home in Houston to take care of their business. After several years of auditions and meetings, the Duff sisters were cast in various television commercials.

Heroes out on a date!

Is Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere Really Dating? Well, the celebrity gossip we accepted as fact for so long yet could not officially confirm has arrived: Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere are totally a couple!

Having previously denied a relationship, the two Heroes stars are now being considered an item by various celebrity news sources.

“Hayden’s mom adores Milo. She thinks he’s so cute,” a family friend tells People. “She tells her friends that he’s her boyfriend. She’s very proud.”

On a December trip to N.Y. City, Milo Ventimiglia hung out with the entire Panettiere family.

“He’s even met her grandparents. He fits in perfectly with the family. Milo jokes around with her little brother, Jansen,” a source dishes. “They’re buddies.”

When the two hotties are together as a couple, “they’re affectionate and they’re very comfortable around each other. He really takes care of her, even down to the little things like giving her a back massage and going with her to work.”

A rep for the smoking hot teen actress responded: “We do not respond to inquiries from the media regarding Ms. Panettiere’s personal life.”

Since grinding and cozying up at an Emmy Awards after-party in September, the two have dodged rumors that they were dating - even though, by November, they were clearly closer than ever, being together publicly at benefits and other events.

When asked just before Thanksgiving about the reports of a possible romance with Hayden Panettiere, Milo Ventimiglia laughed, then paused and said: “She and I are close friends. It’s only natural that people are going to couple us together.”

As for age gap between Milo and Hayden - he is 30, she is 18 - the friend adds, “At first it doesn’t seem like there’s a big age difference, but then you do see it… He’s more proper and reserved, and she’s still playful and very girly.”