Keeley Hazell "Topless" Picture

If you want to get technical, calling these Keeley Hazell topless picture isn't exactly accurate, since she is obviously still wearing a top. However, with all the holes cut in it, and the fact that she's basically taking it off anyway, I hope you won't mind if we just round it up. After all, as long as we get to see Keeley Hazell's nipples, who cares what we call it...

Britney Spears' Bikini Body Still Needs Work

Star Magazine is going all crazy over these Britney Spears bikini pictures, claiming she looks great after losing 20 pounds, and she's still losing more. But if you ask me, Britney Spears losing 20 pounds is like Rosie O'Donnell droping 200: You just wouldn't notice. Regardless, no matter what Britney does, she'll never be attractive again, so I say she should just keep on stuffing her face with Cheetos. At least that way you'll be able to smell the cheesey flavour coming before she crashes her car into your ass.

Denise Richards Bikini Paddle Surfing is Boring TV

Here's Denise Richards shooting scenes for her new "reality" show, and I guess they thought paddle surfing is a really realistic look at the reality of being a boring celebrity. Whatever. What's really disappointing about the whole thing is that these Denise Richards bikini pictures are just as boring as I know this show is going to be. Well, look on the bright side, at least now you know not to waste your time on this stupid show.

Billie Piper Topless Bikini Picture

So what do you do when you're vacationing in the Caribbean, and you're a little bit pregnant, and you just want to relax? Well, if you're Billie Piper, topless sunbathing is one option. Thankfully, Billie Piper's baby bump can still be mistaken for a "food baby," so you don't really have to deal with that somewhat awkward moment when you realize you've been checking out a pregnant girl's boobs. You know, unlike all those other times we made you look at pregnant ladies' breasts on this site.

Olivia Munn in Blue Bikini

Our favouritest of favouritests, Attack of The Show host, Olivia Munn is back, and so are the Olivia Munn in Bikini. These are really just an update to the last set of Olivia Munn in Bikini we saw, but now her bikini is blue. That's mind-blowing! Or probably not, but still, nice. And don't worry Kevin, you're great too, but when's the last time you wore a bikini?

Angie Harmon is Naked

I think it's probably obvious by now that I'm a fan of the naked celebrities, so I was pretty jazzed to hear that we'd be seeing Angie Harmon naked in the new issue of Allure magazine, along with Gabrielle Union and Zoe McLellan nude, too. Of course, I momentarily forgot that Allure is not Playboy, and there are very different levels of nudity. Still, any amount of Angie Harmon naked is a good thing. However, I will never forgive them for allowing Zoe McLellan to completely cover her breasts, since they are really, really big. Nice ass, though.

Alessandra Ambrosio's Breasts: A Benefit of Being Pregnant

Alessandra Ambrosio recently turned 27, so it shouldn't be such a surprise that she's pregnant, but it's still a tough pill to swallow. She is a Supermodel, though, which means she will probably bounce back to being super hot within about two days of giving birth. And at least we get to enjoy to enjoy the fact that while her baby bump may be getting bigger, so are those other bumps of hers. Yes, I'm talking about Alessandra Ambrosio's breasts, which she's making sure everyone gets a good long look at right here.

Julianne Moore's Nipples do Vogue Paris

Okay, so Julianne Moore has got to be the hottest 47-year-old in the world, and she's eagerly showing it off in the new issue of Vogue Paris. Julianne Moore's nipples also make an apperance, thanks to a very sheer top, making this shoot even sexier. Of course, Julianne has the whole package, including a very nice pair of legs.

Paris Hilton Falls

There are few moments in life as thoroughly fulfilling as watching someone you hate get what's coming to them, and watching Paris Hilton fall on her face has got to be one of the most enjoyable things I've ever seen. Cruel? Yes. Deservedly so? Hell yes!

Paris was in Prague this weekend, and while trying to run from the paparazzi, the ever-coordinated Hilton fell flat on her face, and busted her chin. Gee, you'd think she'd have learned better control over those lanky appendages of her by now.

Embarrassed, Paris once again tried to get away from the paparazzi, but it was no use. Later on, her douchetastic boyfriend, Benji Madden came out to plea with the paparazzi to be nice. We'll let you guess how that went.

Avril Lavigne's Breasts Get the Rub Down

Well, what do we have here? It's Avril Lavigne and her husband (yeah, crazy, I know) Derek Whibly getting frisky during a picnic in the parc. From Avril Lavigne's breasts to her ass, nothing seemed off limits as the couple enjoyed some very public displays of affection. And why not? After all, if you have to spend everyday married to Avil Lavigne, you might as well take full advantage of the limited benefits to make up for having to listen to her talk like an idiot all the time.

Elisha Cuthbert Grabs her Boob

Holy wow! Check out Elisha Cuthbert in the new May issue of Maxim Magazine. Quite possibly her hottest photoshoot yet, and definitely the closest to getting to see Elisha Cuthbert naked. Of course, we don't actually see much from the prudish Canadian hottie, but that one picture of Elisha holding her breast while wearing an open top is brain-meltingly hot. Especially since that's pretty much what every guy in the world wants to be doing right now.

Emma Watson Upskirt See Through Panties

Emma Watson is officially 18 years old, and she didn't waste any time to rev up her scandal-meter. Here's Emma leaving her 18th birthday party, and she gave all her fans a very happy birthday present in the form of these Emma Watson upskirt pictures. But wait, there's more. You see, while Emma was wearing underwear, her panties happened to be completely see-through. So, shaved, or not shaved? Take a look for yourself...

Now that's what I call a "Hairy Potter."

Miranda Kerr’s Lingerie Launch

Describing the new Demi Bra, Miranda told: “The wonderful thing about this bra is that it’s really comfortable because it has this memory lining. It contours to your curves as to the perfect fit. It’s romantic, it’s comfortable. It’s a great bra, I love it.” Meanwhile, Kerr’s actor boyfriend Orlando Bloom has been keeping busy as well. The Pirates of the Caribbean hunk was spotted out on Wednesday, filming scenes in the Big Apple for the new anthology film “New York, I Love You”.