Paris Hilton Nearly Pop-up her breast

I think Paris Hilton is confused. Or, should I say, more confused than usual. I'm not sure she's aware of it, but that's a microphone she's holding. Of course, from the way she's writhing around, feeling her self up, and very nearly exposing her nipples, she probably thinks it's a dildo.

Then again, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton wishes everything was a dildo.