I Can See Lindsay Lohan's Nipples

I bet Lindsay Lohan thought there was nothing wrong with her outfit when she got dressed yesterday. Black tank, black jeans, no big deal, right? Sure, except you can totally see Lindsay Lohan's nipples. That's thing about a black cotton top. It actually does the opposite of what you'd expect it to do. Which is awesome.

Heidi Klum Topless Pictures

Raise your hand if you want more Heidi Klum topless pictures. You raised your hand, didn't you, you dork. Anyway, I'm sure you remember those Heidi Klum topless bikini pictures from a few days ago. Well, here are some more. I figure I don't really need to go into the whole reasoning for this post, so just get clicking on those pictures.

Ali Lohan is 14, Right?

This is Ali Lohan. Lindsay Lohan's sister. She's 14. Going on 45. Now, I don't want this site to turn into some Pedo dream, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed. 14-year-old girls should not be wearing push-up bras, and showing off their cleavage. It's not right.

You know what else is not right, when that 14-year-old's mom is wearing the exact same outfit as her daughter. Of course, you know that Dina Lohan picked out that outfit for Ali. She was probably all "no, honey, you need to show more boobs, otherwise boys won't like you." And put on some more make-up, too.

The saddest part, though, is that we've all grown so tired of Lindsay Lohan's antics, that for anyone to even care about Ali Lohan, she's going to have to get into some fucked up shit. The bar has been set high, and if she wants any attention all (which she so obviously does), then she's going to have to pull out all the stops.

But not to worry, Ali Lohan has learned from the best. After all, Lindsay is like the Yoda of being a slut.