Thursday, August 21, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Returns



The Braless Wonder is back, and this time we've got ourselves a little Lindsay Lohan side boob action going on. Now, I think it's great that Lindsay Lohan never wears a bra, but if she doesn't start wearing one soon, she's going to start hitting her breasts with her knees. Now, where can I find video of this little excursion, so we can see those braless babies bounce?

Lots more of Lindsay Lohan hanging free in a very thin top after the jump.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Rihanna Bikini Pictures from Barbados






You know the drill. Here are some Rihanna bikini pictures from her vacation in her home country of Barbados, with boyfriend Chris Brown. Rihanna looks great, obviously, though, I must say, a bit tired. What's up with those big bags under her eyes? Jet lag? Or maybe some very late nights with Mr. Brown...?

Either way, at least we get some very nice looks at Rihanna's very nice ass. But that mismatched bikini is terrible. She should take it off. Right now.

More Rihanna bikini pictures after the jump.

Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Topless Together Again... Again



You wouldn't know it from looking at them, but Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard are actually really shy. Thankfully, the boys at Nuts have once again worked their mojo, and apparently hypnotized Lucy and Sophie into getting topless again. We don't know how they do it, but we think it involves some dark rituals, invoking powerful magicks. Either that or cash.


Paris Hilton's Ass at the Playboy Mansion







Paris Hilton was at the Playboy Mansion this past weekend, and I guess she just wanted to remind everyone that she's still a skank. She wore a gaudy sheer pink nighty, and yes, it was a pyjama party, and yes, all the girls there were dressed similarly, or were wearing even less, but for some reason, Paris Hilton still comes off as the skankiest. If you are so inclined, here are some pictures of Paris Hilton's ass in some thong panties. Don't get too close, you might catch something.

Mariah Carey Nipple Slip! I Think...






So, um, is that a Mariah Carey nipple slip that I see? The picture is blurry, so that could just be rock on the wall, but you've got to agree that it's definitely in the right place. Could it be a coincidence, or is that really Mariah Carey's nipple popping out? This is truly a question for the ages. Or at the very least a question for the rest of the day.

Nipple slip or not, that's definitely some very nice Mariah Carey side boob.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Two Lily Allen Nipple Slips in One Day







but only a few hours later, the paparazzi caught another Lily Allen nipple slip. Yup, that's two, count 'em, two nipple slips in one day. I think Lily should just give up her music career, and concentrate on what she's best at.

Best part of this nipple slip is the look on Lily Allen's face when she realizes she did it again. Classic.

I Can See Lindsay Lohan's Nipples







I bet Lindsay Lohan thought there was nothing wrong with her outfit when she got dressed yesterday. Black tank, black jeans, no big deal, right? Sure, except you can totally see Lindsay Lohan's nipples. That's thing about a black cotton top. It actually does the opposite of what you'd expect it to do. Which is awesome.

Heidi Klum Topless Pictures




Raise your hand if you want more Heidi Klum topless pictures. You raised your hand, didn't you, you dork. Anyway, I'm sure you remember those Heidi Klum topless bikini pictures from a few days ago. Well, here are some more. I figure I don't really need to go into the whole reasoning for this post, so just get clicking on those pictures.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Ali Lohan is 14, Right?







This is Ali Lohan. Lindsay Lohan's sister. She's 14. Going on 45. Now, I don't want this site to turn into some Pedo dream, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed. 14-year-old girls should not be wearing push-up bras, and showing off their cleavage. It's not right.

You know what else is not right, when that 14-year-old's mom is wearing the exact same outfit as her daughter. Of course, you know that Dina Lohan picked out that outfit for Ali. She was probably all "no, honey, you need to show more boobs, otherwise boys won't like you." And put on some more make-up, too.

The saddest part, though, is that we've all grown so tired of Lindsay Lohan's antics, that for anyone to even care about Ali Lohan, she's going to have to get into some fucked up shit. The bar has been set high, and if she wants any attention all (which she so obviously does), then she's going to have to pull out all the stops.

But not to worry, Ali Lohan has learned from the best. After all, Lindsay is like the Yoda of being a slut.