Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures

Well, what do we have here? Why it's a set of Mischa Barton bikini pictures. I guess Mischa wants some more publicity. But we've got a little something extra in this set: Her boob is falling out of her bikini top (nice!). Oh, and this time she's even roped her boyfriend into it, and turned into a softcore photoshoot.

Of course, Mischa is obviously trying to breathe life into her dying career, which is, I guess, why we've been seeing so many Mischa Barton bikini pictures lately. She hasn't had a hit since season 1 of The O.C., and even those Mischa Barton nude scenes couldn't help resurrect her resume, especially with all her films going straight to video.

Of course, if Mischa really insists on wearing her bikini all the time, or doing nude scenes, I don't suppose I can stop her...

I Can See Rihanna's Nipples

Rihanna is in New York City, and she's wearing a see-through shirt. And you know what that means: We can see Rihanna's nipples! And now we know that Rihanna has a nipple ring. I bet you didn't expect to learn that today. See, it's always an educational experience here.

It's funnyhow she tries to cover herself up, too. You'd think by now that these celebrities would learn what happens when you take a black and a flash bulb, and put the two together. Thankfully, they never do.

Marisa Miller is Hot and Sweaty

I don't know how hard it is to walk down a runway in a bikini, but it must be hard work, because in these Marisa Miller bikini pictures, Marisa is covered in sweat. At least I think it's sweat. Okay, it's probably not sweat, but either way, it's freakin' sexy. Or maybe it is sweat, but it wasn't walking down the runway that made her so hot. If you know what I mean...

Actually, that's probably just Marisa's natural response to being so damned hot. Her body needs to cool itself. It's actually a problem. She goes through a case of deoderant a week. See, the life of a Supermodel isn't that glamourous after all.

Jenna Jameson is Looking Better

Jenna Jameson has been looking horrendous lately. She's been gaunt, fish-lipped, and generally gross to look at. So it's nice to see that Jenna is starting look so much better. These stills from Jenna's new movie, Zombie Stripper really show off how good Jenna Jameson can look. Oh yeah, that's hot.

And just in case you aren't good with sarcasm, if these pictures actually turn you on, you are messed up.

Miley Cyrus Naked in Her Next Movie?

Rumours are circulating (as rumours are wont to do) that we might see Miley Cyrus naked on the big screen in the film Undiscovered Gyrl, in role a that would call for nude scenes, reports MSNBC. But before you go getting all hot and bothered, you little pervert you, keep in mind that Miley is still only 15-years-old. Yeah.

Cyrus is rumored to be interested in the lead role in "Undiscovered Gyrl," the film version of Allison Burnett's new novel. It’s still early for casting — Burnett’s agent Richard Abate has reportedly just begun shopping the manuscript to publishers and has yet to secure a deal for the film.

However, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of "a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity." The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. "There would definitely be nude scenes," says the source.

According to Contact Music, though, Miley is laughing off the rumours, saying "I'm not even allowed to go see R-rated movies." Really, Miley? So what are the rules about posing half-naked and posting those pictures on the Internet? I guess that's cool in your house?

Anna Kournikova is Looking Good

Well, it's been a while since we talked about Anna Kournikova, but I think you'll agree that her attendance at Miami's Fashion Week is particularly newsworthy. Mainly because she looks fantastic. And yes, I am referring primarily to her awesome cleavage. Oh, and her hot legs, too. That's pretty much how it works.

I wonder what it's like for those bikini models to think they're so hot because they're walking down the runway, in their little bikinis, and then they see Anna Kournikova sitting front row, and then realize that they don't hold a candle to her hotness. That must be off-putting.

More of Anna Kournikova, her amazing cleavage, and her very happy friend, after the jump.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures: Still Awesome

Okay, so I'm crushing hard on Audrina Patridge right now. Even with the fake boobs (which I'm usually againt), these Audrina Patridge bikini pictures are really, really hot. Of course, it's obvious Audrina knows how good she looks, and is totally just showing off. But that's just fine. Because the more she shows off, the more pictures of her I get to post. That's what we call a symbiotic relationship. And that's your big word of the day.

Britney Spears in a Bikini is Smoking... In Front of Her Kids

In case you needed any more reasons as to why Britney Spears lost custody of her kids, here are some Britney Spears bikini pictures where she's smoking in front of her kid, and he's playing with a bowl full of lighters and a pack of cigarettes. All I have to say is, it's a good thing she's not a gun nut. Or is she? Of course, given Britney's track record, this isn't the least bit shocking. And frankly, I don't even think it's that bad.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm very much opposed to smoking, and especially smoking in front of your kids, but it's probably the best thing Britney can do for them. After all, when Britney Spears is your mom, you know you're going to need a way to deal with the stress, so they better start puffing away as soon as they can. Of all their future problems, it will be the least.

AnnaLynne McCord Nipple Slip Pictures (She's on the new 90210)

You may remember AnnaLynne McCord from such memorable roles as "Hot Girl" on The O.C., or "Car Jacking Girl" in The Transporter II, but you probably don't. You probably wouldn't even remember these barely-there AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip pictures, if wasn't for the fact that next year, AnnaLynne McCord will be just about everywhere you look. That's because she's part of the cast of the new remake of 90210. And while everyone else is foaming at the mouth for Shannen Doherty's return to West Beverly High, I'll be keeping my eye on the new hotties on the block, and hopefully on their nipples, too.

More pictures of AnnaLynne McCord, looking kind of stoned (to me, anyway), after the jump.

Everyone Hates Jessica Simpson

Okay, maybe not everyone, but at least half. At Jessica Simpson's first live Country performance, opening for Sara Evans (yes, Jessica isn't even a headline act anymore), Simpson was booed by half the crowd, while the other half clapped, reports Us magazine. Obviously, the people who were clapping were high. Still, at least Jessica looked hot, in her obligatory Daisy Duke shorts. The girl's a walking cliché, but I like it.

Amber Heard: Maxim-um Hotness

You might not have heard of Amber Heard (Haha! Get it!?) but you will be hearing and seeing a lot more of her. Pegged as the "rising star" in Hollywood Amber appears in the new stoner comedy Pineapple Express, and more importantly, Amber appears in a very sexy bikini in the August issue of Maxim magazine, and shows off just why it is that you will be hearing a lot more about her.

Of course, these days, it seems like unless you're doing Crack, making sex tapes, or flashing your boobs, you can't actually make a name for yourself, so only time will tell if Amber will rise to the heights of a Lindsay, or Paris. But if an Amber Heard sex tape is what it takes to put this girl over the top, I think I speak for everyone (yes, everyone), when I say that's something we're ready for.

Sienna Miller Still Topless with Balthazar Getty

Well, it looks like Sienna Miller's topless antics with Balthazar Getty aren't slowing down one bit. And now we've got pictures of Balthazar grabbing Sienna's breasts, and Sienna grabbing Balky's balls, in return. You know, proper beach behaviour.

Word is the couple are even planning to move in together. I suppose to spend even more time together naked. As if that were possible. Meanwhile, Getty's wife, Rosetta, oh yeah, he's still married, feel's "humiliated." Can you blame her? At least she's doesn't have to feel like the town slut.

Rosario Dawson Bikini Pictures!

It's not often that we get Rosario Dawson pictures around here, and even less often (actally this is a first) that we get Rosario Dawson bikini pictures. So it gives me great pleasure to present these, well, Rosario Dawson bikini pictures from Ischia, Italy, where she's attending the Ischia Film Festival. I'm not sure what the whole showering from a hose in a chair thing is all about, but I've got a hose Rosario can use right here. I picked it up at the hardware store last night, coincidentally. Why? What were you thinking of?

Mischa Barton Topless in Nylon Magazine

The folks at Nylon magazine were kind enough to inform us that Mischa Barton is topless in their August issue, and while I don't like giving out free publicity undeservedly, I think you'll agree that Mischa Baton topless pictures deserve a little publicity.

Now, it's true, there's really only one true topless shot in the bunch (and she's covererd), but there's lots of great under-boob action too, and who doesn't love that? And besides, it's not like we haven't seen Mischa Barton topless before...